For a few hopeful seconds, I thought NewSpring was about to reform its approach to profanity when I saw this watch-your-mouth headline from the church’s web pastor.
I thought he was going to recommend against using paint-peeling cuss words in church. Sadly, it was too good to be true.
So what did Pastor Charalambous want us to be careful about?
Don’t say saved. It’s too Christian.
It’s a whole new world, isn’t it?
BAMF = Bless you, Reverend.
Saved = Wash out your mouth!