If only Paul had used Twitter 1

Perry reports this Twitful thought from California this afternoon.

Had this thought…how freakin amazing would the Apostle Paul have been had he had access to the internet?

Riiight. Who would have guessed that Paul really isn’t effing amazing enough for Perry Noble? What was God doing letting Paul set down Christian doctrine on parchment when he should have waited for Al Gore’s Interwebs?

How much more amazing does Perry think Paul needs to be? Peter thought Paul was more than some could handle, just as he was.

He writes the same way in all his letters, speaking in them of these matters. His letters contain some things that are hard to understand, which ignorant and unstable people distort, as they do the other Scriptures, to their own destruction.

Twitter certainly would have helped with that.

One comment on “If only Paul had used Twitter

  1. Tommy F. Apr 24, 2009 9:44 pm

    @Ace: Alright, I’ll bite. I doubt he would have used it that much. The big problem would have been internet access … in jail. Paul spent quite awhile there. He went old school and used parchment and quill (or something approximating a quill).

    The more important question, Ace, is: I wonder if Paul would have tweeted on twitter or facebooked his fans? My guess … No. I imagine he’d find such self-absorption a tad … indulgent.

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