I’m not sure I have enough faith to be a scientist

Is this what Obama meant in his inaugural speech about putting science in its rightful place?

Still worried that the Large Hadron Collider will create a black hole that will destroy the Earth when it’s finally switched on this summer?

Um, well, you may have a point.

Three physicists have reexamined the math surrounding the creation of microscopic black holes in the Switzerland-based LHC, the world’s largest particle collider, and determined that they won’t simply evaporate in a millisecond as had previously been predicted.

At least we won’t have to worry about how we’ll pay off the stimulus bill.

HT: Planet Gore