Pajama Pages gets results (Part III)

After I pointed earlier this week out how rotten his language is, Perry Noble appears to be trying to pull up his socks. My evidence? His Twitter feed: Holy crap…I’m in “the zone” this morning…thank you Jesus for this gift!!! WOW! Now it’s not just crap, it’s Holy crap. The epithet is in good company. ...

File under Sobriety

Saturdays baptism is going 2 B flippin awesome!!! Going 2 C between 500 – 600 people get dunked…maybe more. R U going 2 B there?

Some things ARE impossible for Perry Noble

Especially when it comes to butt paste, even though the word impossible isn’t in his special dictionary. I have been fascinated with … a tube of this stuff called buttpaste. NO–I am not making this up!I had this thought…maybe if pastors all across America would distribute buttpaste to their disgruntled church members–things would go a lot ...

It was impossible to concentrate

…when I read this post over breakfast: The word “impossible” isn’t in God’s dictionary…we should remove it from ours!!! I couldn’t be sure whether I was reading Noble’s or TFred’s Twitter feed. It was Noble’s. Let’s think about this. God uses the word (according to King James) no fewer than nine times, which is pretty impressive ...

Don’t take my word, take Noble’s: Reformation is coming

For the last week, I’ve been trying to convince apologetic NewSpringers that when their pastor announced last weekend that he was starting a new reformation that he actually meant he was starting a new reformation. Someone asked me if I could read Perry Noble’s mind. I don’t need to; I just read his blog. Let’s ...

Perceptive points on parsing Pastor Perry

Perry Noble’s reformation apologists seem to be making three different defenses. He’s dumb. Don’t take him seriously. You misunderstood him. He didn’t really mean it. Yes, there is a reformation, and Perry’s our man. I’m with the folk who pick option #3, but let’s deal with #2 for a minute. Has it all been a ...

What set Noble off?

I’ve been wondering what about this blog is so irritating to Perry Noble that he decided to libel me in front of his 7,400 Twitter followers. My working theory: He astutely detected that we have a slight difference in vision and methodology.

PN Tweets PP (Updated)

This evening’s posts: When people are obsessed with your blog and twitter JUST for the purpose of being a critic…they REALLY need… …a perscription for Viagra because…well…SOMETHING AIN’T HAPPNIN’ in their life!!! For the record, I will submit to any drug test you want me to. I’m clean, man. Totally organic. I’m no Manny Ramirez. ...

Pajama Pages gets results

Perry Noble posts his creed.

A vision of congressional-strength hypocrisy

Perry Noble was at it again a few days ago, criticizing other pastors for drawing a paycheck. Unfortunately for some church leaders passion isn’t their motivation…a paycheck is…and because of that their vision is “always for sale!” The curious thing about this particular complaint is that, while PN is probably the highest-paid pastor in the ...