Did Twitter get its timestamp wrong?

By the miracle of Twitter, we’re again able to plot Pastor Noble’s appetite and his continuing quest to sate it, though these two posts seem to have been posted out of order. ATL traffic has me really wanting to sat not nice words!!! (35 minutes ago) Crap–conflicted about where to eat dinner…Fogo or Maggiano’s? (2 ...

Go back to hunger reports, please

It seems that when I complain about something on this blog, things just get worse. After pointing out how often we get PN hunger reports, this morning’s Twomit does the reverse. Literally threw up in my mouth while lifting weights this morning…didn’t stop…can’t let a little vomit get in the way! Good to know.

What would happen if we took Perry Noble seriously?

Perry Noble continued his unrelenting attack on religion a few days ago by slandering the Jewish believers in Acts. Here’s what he read. Now there were staying in Jerusalem God-fearing Jews from every nation under heaven. When they heard this sound [of the violent wind], a crowd came together in bewilderment, because each one heard ...

If only Paul had used Twitter

Perry reports this Twitful thought from California this afternoon. Had this thought…how freakin amazing would the Apostle Paul have been had he had access to the internet? Riiight. Who would have guessed that Paul really isn’t effing amazing enough for Perry Noble? What was God doing letting Paul set down Christian doctrine on parchment when ...

Noble vs. Noble

It turns out that I’m not the only one who often disagrees with Perry Noble. Count the contradictions from yesterday’s post. One: Does it bother anyone besides me that churches actually schedule revivals? I promise you on Easter Sunday and for the three weeks that follow we are going to go all out as a ...

A quick follow-up on Tony Morgan

I just re-read Perry Noble’s explanation of why Tony Morgan was leaving and noticed this passage: Our approach to leadership and the execution of the vision were slightly different…and while we DO agree on most things there was a slight disagrement on the methodology of as to how execution of the vision was to take ...

Pick the incorrect prediction (Competition Closed)

Temperatures in May will be higher than temperatures in April (Northern Hemisphere only) None of Perry Noble’s upcoming series of reasons for people criticizing him will have anything to do with Perry’s problems. Barack and Rush become bff. UPDATE: #3 is the winner. Perry Noble came through like an ace. Here are his insights: We’re ...

This is how heresy starts

Perry Noble recommended this post today as being “SO ON POINT!!!” I just can’t buy into the Christian thing anymore. So I quit. I am resigning from the Christian party, the Christian club, the Christian religion. I am going to devote the rest of my life to loving God with all my heart and loving ...

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Big men don’t need to attack straw men

Perry Noble’s ugly¬†caricatures¬†and generalizations of churches other than his own get just a little tiring. A few days ago, a post complimenting John Piper made a quick U-turn into a rant against reformed believers. Now he turns a blog praising a young evangelical leader into an attack on the “church world.” Someone may be asking, ...