Look who’s coming back

Posted: September 30th, 2009 | Author: James Duncan | Tags: , , , | 31 Comments »

Gary Lamb has been hinting for a while that he wants to start another church, and an alert reader noticed that perhaps the first step in his rehabilitation occured a few weeks ago, on the same day that Noble was preaching a sex sermon inspired by Lamb’s own failure.

The church that welcomed Lamb back on stage was Life Church in Rome, Georgia. The church’s corporate twitter thought it was worth trumpeting:

Had @garylamb sharing his story today.

The church’s music minister added a few more emotions:

Great morning @lifechurchrome, @garylamb shared his story, confessed sins, showed brokenness, and lives were changed fo the kingdom of God!

We thought you’d like to know.

Oh, Lamb’s host church is about to do a “Porn Sunday” and has been posting porn ads on Facebook. As some of you may remember, these were the same kind of topics that Lamb’s church was doing when he was getting into trouble. Here’s some of their chatter:

just posted a porn ad on facebook for @lifechurchrome whole nutha level

YEs @lifechurchrome seen salvations again today and our porn ad is working thats right i said porn ad. 7 more days until we attack that :)

our local alcohol commision turned down girls gone wild but @lifechurchrome is going through with porn sunday, yeah come on

Like a dog returns to its vomit…


Reconciliation problem

Posted: September 7th, 2009 | Author: James Duncan | Tags: , | 17 Comments »

Perry Noble says,

Uh…warning…the message on Lie # 5 “It’s Just Sex” that we designed today is definitely going to be rated R…wow!

Jesus Christ says,

Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.

The Apostle Paul says,

Do not cause anyone to stumble, whether Jews, Greeks or the church of God.

Does anyone else see a tiny conflict of visions here?