Furtick gives relationship advice

Steven Furtick released this highlight of his recent Impart conference where he downloads his wisdom to pastors and church staffers. Pajama Pages is happy to provide a translation for you: I’ve just made a decision in my life that no one human being will take the seat of the throne of lordship in my life, ...

Translating leadership talk (Virginia edition)

Translating leadership talk (Virginia edition)
Once again, the translation department of Pajama Pages offers this service for the benefit of our readers. A translation of Noble’s leadership talk at Innovate on Tuesday: If you are a pastor in the South, you have to be strapped [own a gun]. BCoop is on the fast track to greatness!!! I didn’t say ”˜What ...

Today’s PajPage translation

Today’s advice to leaders: A passionate leader will sacrifice–period! But he must never sacrifice the CAPS LOCK key, question marks (???) or exclamations!!! Share this:More

Deciphering leadership psychobabble

Last week 3,000 church leaders met in California to tell each other how to run a cutting-edge church. Tony Morgan helpfully provided a rundown of their best advice. As a public service, I offer this translation of what they said. Twayer = Twitter + Prayer. 141-character prayers are too ostentatious. Polarize people. You should read ...